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by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy
Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
by Anonymous / 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm / United States / Love
by Cat Piss / 12/15/2013 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML
by Briscuit / 12/04/2013 at 7:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 6:56am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by maddie / 11/06/2013 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Something I said? / 11/05/2013 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML
by PapaW / 11/01/2013 at 3:01am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by NOKHAN / 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, my son came home for the fifth time saying he didn't get the job, wondering what he did wrong. I looked at his resumé; under special skills was, "Keeping it real." Apparently he saw it in a movie and thought it would work. FML
by Wheredigowrong / 10/21/2013 at 12:18am / United States (Iowa) / Kids
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
by O-|---<=~ / 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 2:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by lovehurts / 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by NestHead / 10/01/2013 at 1:32pm / Russian Federation (Moscow City) / Animals
- Today, I found myself completely naked, tied to a chair with a slice of ham on each breast. Note to… Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump.… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and…