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Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25306) - you deserved it (5707)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

#14284666
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33437) - you deserved it (7246)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30146) - you deserved it (9853)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

#13518841
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35407) - you deserved it (2757)

On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

#13055136
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24791) - you deserved it (17358)

On 09/14/2010 at 10:43pm - love - by migsman (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

#10464786
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25154) - you deserved it (4936)

On 05/11/2010 at 11:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

#9721953
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24665) - you deserved it (55440)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32741) - you deserved it (6671)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

#7203649
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26416) - you deserved it (3504)

On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML

#7044957
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10144) - you deserved it (31231)

On 12/30/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Jennyfromdablock (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML

#6245178
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35914) - you deserved it (2987)

On 11/10/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by PiaNO (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

#5990692
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11374) - you deserved it (67286)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML

#5959994
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32821) - you deserved it (2776)

On 10/23/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by iross (man) - United States (California)

Today, I applied for a passport. I was told the first set of photos I took were unusable because my face, particularly my chin, didn't fit inside the designated area for your face in the picture. My chin did fit in the frame, my double chin however, did not. FML

#5146235
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15036) - you deserved it (39170)

On 09/09/2009 at 9:37am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML



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