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2day my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25598) - you deserved it (5745)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today , my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. real FML

#14284666
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33701) - you deserved it (7266)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." fat FML

#13937694
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30421) - you deserved it (9877)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY I GOT MY LIP PIERCED!! BY THE ORTHODONTIST!! REAL FML

#13518841
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36696) - you deserved it (2870)

On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her . fat FML

#13055136
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25021) - you deserved it (17431)

On 09/14/2010 at 10:43pm - love - by migsman (man) - United States (Connecticut)

an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked mah car's door into a pole while getting in mah car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

#10464786
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26768) - you deserved it (5143)

On 05/11/2010 at 11:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God fir over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered fir a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever hered. You're dumb." mega FML

#9721953
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25294) - you deserved it (56299)

On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY I REALIZD TAT NOT ONLY AM I STILL AN UNPUBLISD AUTOR BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET AN FML POSTD AFTER SUBMITTING SEVERAL IN TE LAST YEAR. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33825) - you deserved it (6831)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I was on a long-haul plane journey home from mah holiday. After 5 hours , I decidd to stretch mah armshilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching , running down the aisle as mah arm stretchd out. I accidentally clothes-lind a looool little 9 year old girl. FML

#7203649
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27503) - you deserved it (3608)

On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, u have big booger." FML

#7044957
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10276) - you deserved it (31451)

On 12/30/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Jennyfromdablock (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson , she made a minor mistake , which , trying to be a good tutor , I corrected her. She smiled up at me , paused , then slammed the key cover down onto mah fingers. FML

#6245178
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36258) - you deserved it (3010)

On 11/10/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by PiaNO (woman) - United Kingdom

2day I got a naw cat. I trid to raanact tha opaning scana from Lion King, whara in Simba gats hald up for avaryona to saa. Tha fan was on whan I liftd mah cat up. big fat FML

#5990692
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12132) - you deserved it (69924)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was driving on tha fraaway. I shut my windows and sunroof whan looool I startd to faal haavy rain hitting ma in tha faca and shouldar. I was confusd by tha rain bacausa tha sun was bright and thara was blua , cloudlass sky. Than I saw tha larga trash truck in front of ma spawing ( trash juica ). raal FML

#5959994
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34089) - you deserved it (2894)

On 10/23/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by iross (man) - United States (California)

I applied for a passport!! I was told the first set of photo I took were unusable because my face..!! particularly my chin..!! didn't fit inside the designated area for your face in the picture!! My chin did fit in the frame..!! my double chin however..!! did not!! FML

#5146235
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15501) - you deserved it (39789)

On 09/09/2009 at 9:37am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably an talking to her friend during the movie. This continud throughout the movie, ruining it. I turnd an whisperd to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder an yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML



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