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Ahhem
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 July 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 5135
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783 (455)

I agree, your life sucks (294689) - you deserved it (16454)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348 (392)

I agree, your life sucks (296559) - you deserved it (22868)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795 (426)

I agree, your life sucks (174395) - you deserved it (40134)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)