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AhhBrenid
  • Town/Country : Puerto Rico
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 July 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 632
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33816) - you deserved it (2142)

On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8327) - you deserved it (29175)

On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML

#13124550
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30532) - you deserved it (2815)

On 09/20/2010 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Thomas - United States (Oregon)

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

#12760646
121 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

#12051058
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30122) - you deserved it (13575)

On 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML

#11076892
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33848) - you deserved it (21195)

On 06/09/2010 at 9:05am - intimacy - by DFR (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9184) - you deserved it (17441)

On 11/15/2009 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by loldick (man) - United States (Missouri)



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