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AgonizedN
  • Town/Country : LA, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 July 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 216
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AgonizedN : Smart but lazy, tall but unathletic. AKA useless

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

#1714855 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (21075) - you deserved it (73919)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

#1507278 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (32508) - you deserved it (17533)

On 04/30/2009 at 9:40pm - health - by fuckmyliiiiiiife (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I read a PostSecret that said "I'm afraid my thighs will start to touch soon." My thighs have always touched. I didn't even know thighs weren't supposed to touch. FML

#1444188 (439)

I agree, your life sucks (45883) - you deserved it (7756)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:13am - health - by fat_thighs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. TWICE. FML

#859604 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (54963) - you deserved it (134465)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

#548687 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (51533) - you deserved it (7166)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Ltl_Dust_Bunny (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363056) - you deserved it (401407)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)