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  • Birth Date : Monday 26 May 1997 (17 years)
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Today, mah mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took mah professional wedding photographs off Facebook as she did not like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML

#20761484
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On 07/03/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Nicks - United States (Nevada)

Today, at mah wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "does anyone object?" part . My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which causd mah future in-laws to start shouting . It turnd into a small riot, and no, we're not marrid now . FML

#20721430
112 comments

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On 06/12/2013 at 12:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in mah statistics class gave me a rose fir Valentine's Day because he rememberd they were mah favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters an told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML

#20507681
158 comments

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On 02/15/2013 at 1:07am - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Taday I went to te market to buy some groceries. Before I got even alf-way ome, a guy stormd toward me, pulld wat lookd like a knife, an casd me around te block wile screaming tat e'd kill me for sleeping wit is wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin ere. FML

#20506765
85 comments

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On 02/14/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

today just so mah family would think someone might actually be interestd in me... I bought myself roses and attachd a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have workd if I hadn't forgotten to take looool the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

#20506184
71 comments

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On 02/14/2013 at 8:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, ( Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you. ) FML

#20505985
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On 02/14/2013 at 2:39am - misc - by assoutofuandme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assurd her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and muggd me. FML

#20505342
85 comments

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On 02/13/2013 at 7:00pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE HE FOUND OUT MAH BIRTHDAY IS THE SAME DAY AS HIS, AN HE THINKS WE R TWINS WHO WERE SEPARATD AT BIRTH. FML

#20505216
119 comments

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On 02/13/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by okay then (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was making lunc, wen ma two-year-old ran up to me and anded me an empty bottle of baby powder. I soon realized I'd be spending te rest of ma day cleaning te entire ouse. FML

Today , I was terribly late fir class , so I rushd to the classroom door , thinking it was unlockd. I smackd face-first into the glass , an awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up , I peekd through the glass , only to realise it wasn't even mah class. FML

#20505090
58 comments

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On 02/13/2013 at 3:31pm - misc - by nosebleeder - Sweden

TODAY, MAH LITTLE SISTER CHASD ME AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A MALLET, GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC. I ENDD UP HAVING TO PIN HER TO THE GROUND, RIP THE MALLET OUT OF HER HAND AN LOCK HER IN THE BATHROOM. THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME. MY MOM STILL INSISTS IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. FML

#20500833
118 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 11:17am - kids - by littlemiss - Canada (Ontario)

Today I Gave Mah 5-year-old Daughter A Unicorn Pillow Pet. She Endd Up Giving Him An Ill-advisd Name An Has Been Loudly Proclaiming To Everyone She Sees That Her Pillow Pet Is Horny. FML

#20499722
103 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist . He broke a whole stack of plates overflowed the bathtub let the dog loose and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down . My son is 17 . FML

#20495428
230 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WAS DRAGGD TO A SUPER BOWL PARTY. WHILE THERE, THE HOST'S KID THREW 3 CUPS OF APPLE SAUCE AT MY FEET,HICH THEN EXPLODD AND COVERD MY JEANS. 10 MINUTES LATER, THE HOST'S WIFE ANNOUNCD THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH TWINS. ALL I COULD COME UP WITH WAS, "YOU'RE MAKING MORE!?" FML

#20492510
90 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 12:15am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost mah vrginity!! I sarcastically replied that I'm still a vrgin!! She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder your so uptight!! You need to get laid, mom." mega FML

#20104739
166 comments

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On 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm - kids - by TheVirginJenny - United States (Washington)



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