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Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67698) - you deserved it (3919)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20498) - you deserved it (54053)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)