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Afroninja4566

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7913
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Afroninja4566 : Well, it's been a long time since I've downloaded this app so I thought its about time I make myself a profile and use it.

I was born in Long Island, New York and a few years ago I moved to Florida. I'm in High school too.

I've always been a hardcore gamer playing any new releases. My favorites are the Assassins Creed series, Bioshock series, Star Wars battlefront 2, and Portals 2.

I mostly listen to rock bands like The Dear Hunter(An amazing band that you should check out), Linkin Park and Of Mice & Men

So this is my profile.....Ta-Da!!!

Also Nobs 4 lyf

Afroninja4566's page activity

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Fucked!<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 7:21am

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Afroninja4566's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

#21413854
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18100) - you deserved it (2014)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

#21412889
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28569) - you deserved it (2250)

On 05/20/2015 at 4:45am - intimacy - by wtf bro (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML

#21412386
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25704) - you deserved it (4048)

On 05/19/2015 at 2:45am - intimacy - by username - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

#21409473
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30478) - you deserved it (2326)

On 05/13/2015 at 1:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

#21409445
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29870) - you deserved it (2670)

On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

#21406350
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29469) - you deserved it (2238)

On 05/07/2015 at 6:22pm - love - by alaina2001 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

#21406274
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28424) - you deserved it (2495)

On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

#21406233
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31283) - you deserved it (5249)

On 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by pleasedie - United States (Florida)

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

#21406043
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32404) - you deserved it (2103)

On 05/07/2015 at 2:27am - love - by that one anon - United States (California)

Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML

#21405973
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31091) - you deserved it (4279)

On 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by dadoftheyear (man) - United States

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25811) - you deserved it (22573)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my racist brother after he opened his god damn stupid mouth in front of my girlfriend. He actually tried to convince me that he's not a racist, because one of his favorite types of porn is black girls getting fucked by white guys. FML

#21395531
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29312) - you deserved it (2476)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:57am - misc - by assault and imnotracistbuttery (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML

#21395050
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29281) - you deserved it (2411)

On 04/17/2015 at 2:24am - love - by apparently_disabled - Canada (British Columbia)



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