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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
- Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no… Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he… Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to…