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Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7147) - you deserved it (45362)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

#17547922 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (26145) - you deserved it (2205)

On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML

#17500518 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (5538) - you deserved it (66596)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:27pm - misc - by Tom - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

#17488478 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (5091) - you deserved it (45946)

On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

#17461344 (454)

I agree, your life sucks (9746) - you deserved it (28269)

On 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm - misc - by ifailsobadly (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

#17458169 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (17627) - you deserved it (3271)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:22am - animals - by Ellencrazee (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380 (284)

I agree, your life sucks (19739) - you deserved it (1731)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (34628) - you deserved it (10123)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905 (435)

I agree, your life sucks (49949) - you deserved it (5233)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly installed surround sound system scared me so bad that I fell off the couch and smashed my face on our coffee table. FML

#17171472 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (17715) - you deserved it (8037)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by nataliepaige - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963 (363)

I agree, your life sucks (29832) - you deserved it (2319)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (13540) - you deserved it (23581)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766 (379)

I agree, your life sucks (30447) - you deserved it (11123)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (13198) - you deserved it (1974)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23816) - you deserved it (2862)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -



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