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Aeroxx1337

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23106
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Aeroxx1337 : I am a human being.

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Aeroxx1337's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

#118057
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61183) - you deserved it (6941)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:31pm - love - by Kfeaaa (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

#108815
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84852) - you deserved it (5655)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML

#102493
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39006) - you deserved it (6354)

On 02/22/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by highlycontagious - United States (Illinois)

Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML

#101471
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40980) - you deserved it (2865)

On 02/22/2009 at 1:14am - work - by Noname (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

#98260
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71592) - you deserved it (3116)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (276286) - you deserved it (60163)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML

#94927
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46451) - you deserved it (2953)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:22am - work - by Lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

#75881
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36776) - you deserved it (7060)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:36am - health - by fatass (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML

#67507
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13107) - you deserved it (43662)

On 02/18/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

#66858
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58949) - you deserved it (4937)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by w_t_f (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

#63875
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36473) - you deserved it (3168)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML

#61152
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45974) - you deserved it (8607)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by KS (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69203) - you deserved it (5441)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
515 comments

I agree, your life sucks (243971) - you deserved it (82468)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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