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Aeroxx1337

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20101
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Aeroxx1337 : I am a human being.

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Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true looool gentleman) it cummd up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: ( oh, so both u and your brother r gay? ) FML

#13786
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34153) - you deserved it (2394)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (New York)

Today..!! mah boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed..!! naked!! Someone pulled the fire alarm..!! and mah boyfriend couldn't find the key!! So he left me..!! and the Resident Advisor found me!! The fireman had to cut the chain!! FML

#12567
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (295317) - you deserved it (53634)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I calld him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him askd who that was. He replid, "Just this fat chick I know". FML

#12002
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46432) - you deserved it (3904)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by iamnotfat (woman) - United States (Illinois)

today the grl whom I have lovd 4 4 years told me that she lovd me too an would lyk to spend her life with me. This was before she told me that God did not want us to be together. FML

#11909
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29676) - you deserved it (1966)

On 02/06/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by thesparrow (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I fell asleep . I felt something on my face . I battd it away . It was my hamster . It did from a concussion upon hitting the wall . FML

#8687
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36121) - you deserved it (13996)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday I askd mah boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

#7921
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33743) - you deserved it (6270)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by fml_for_real - United States (New York)

Today, I was singing to mah cat and she reachd up and put her paw over mah mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20118) - you deserved it (34194)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I RACAIVD AN AMAIL INVITATION TO A DATING WAB SITA . IT WAS FROM MAH FATHAR-IN-LAW . FML

#5881
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39644) - you deserved it (2740)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Mavis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING WITH 3 KIDS I LOOK AFTER!! THE MIDDLE ONE HAS JUST LEARND ABOUT SEX AND STARTD CHANTING THAT I HAD DONE IT WITH THE ELDEST AS A JOKE!! WE WERE IN THE GARDEN AND THE NEIGHBOURS HEARD!! NOW I AM FRD, HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE AND AM BEING INVESTIGATD BY THE POLICE!! FML

#4463
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61440) - you deserved it (2857)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

2day mah littla sistar and I wara raading a book togathar and out of nowhara, sha said ( I lova you ). My haart maltad and I told har that I lova har too. Than sha told ma that sha was talking to har stuffad animal, not ma. FML

#4425
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34165) - you deserved it (2839)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I Woke Up An I'm Still In The Marine Corps . FML

#2960
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16120) - you deserved it (38101)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under mah mattress, he's been missing fir six months.

#2862
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29034) - you deserved it (2808)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting trid to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learnd. FML

#2695
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7727) - you deserved it (18212)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Danana - Canada (British Columbia)



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