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Aeroxx1337

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Aeroxx1337

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 21080
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Aeroxx1337 : I am a human being.

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Aeroxx1337's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

#13786
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34186) - you deserved it (2400)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (296360) - you deserved it (53674)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know". FML

#12002
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46465) - you deserved it (3908)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by iamnotfat (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the girl whom I have loved for 4 years told me that she loved me too and would like to spend her life with me. This was before she told me that God did not want us to be together. FML

#11909
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31728) - you deserved it (2127)

On 02/06/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by thesparrow (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36740) - you deserved it (14261)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

#7921
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33759) - you deserved it (6274)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by fml_for_real - United States (New York)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20132) - you deserved it (34210)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML

#5881
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41542) - you deserved it (2921)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Mavis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61840) - you deserved it (2895)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

#4425
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34185) - you deserved it (2841)

On 01/31/2009 at 11:29pm - kids - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

#2960
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16134) - you deserved it (38145)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

#2862
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29067) - you deserved it (2810)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML

#2695
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7739) - you deserved it (18237)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Danana - Canada (British Columbia)



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