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Aeroxx1337

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 19981
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Aeroxx1337 : I am a human being.

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Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

#54346
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11516) - you deserved it (62911)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41655) - you deserved it (6975)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10414) - you deserved it (121975)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10414) - you deserved it (121975)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

#24019
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47677) - you deserved it (7941)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

#22263
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45076) - you deserved it (15699)

On 02/10/2009 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80009) - you deserved it (24756)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying 'Come over and do me.' He never responded. FML

#21094
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44392) - you deserved it (11102)

On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by noneofthesex (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

#20165
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7745) - you deserved it (60775)

On 02/10/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by imwrong (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML

Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML

#14837
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28561) - you deserved it (4631)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by u_n0_mE - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

#14757
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32708) - you deserved it (14025)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:55am - misc - by Kath (woman) - Poland (Gdansk)

Today, I was kicked out of my track team's locker room because the coach said there weren't enough lockers for everyone on the team. There are 74 lockers and only 52 girls on the team. FML

#14158
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28230) - you deserved it (1804)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:39pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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