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Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
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Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
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On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML
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On 10/25/2011 at 3:17am - animals - by pinkjade - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML
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On 10/25/2011 at 12:30am - work - by fire1 (man) - United States (California)
Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML
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On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 11:32am - misc - by Hair Fail - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaymash - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm - love - by cmd102 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)
Today, at my job in a nursing home, the State Department of Health inspected us, during which a dementia patient repeatedly screamed that I always hurt her. This was the first time that I'd ever seen her. FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 12:36am - work - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)
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