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Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, my boyfriend came with me to my first prenatal gynecologist appointment. Half way through the pap smear, I look over and see him grinning pervertedly and staring down the doctor's shirt. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by unicorn - United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States
Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 9:13am - animals - by Stung (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was at a Buddhist shrine and wanted to light a candle for my friend who's having a rough time, when I got stung by a bee. I spent the next hour with a swollen shoulder. How does karma work again? FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 6:05am - health - by thairsha (woman) - Japan
Today, my dad put in wall plug-ins that emit high frequencies that are suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse, because I can hear the annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 12:37am - misc - by Ihaveaheadache - United States (Texas)
Today, I was attacked by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No-one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous -
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 12:49pm - misc - by joy - United States
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