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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1703
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>earlytermination</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 1:18am<b>PixelKat</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 6:18pm<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 12:12pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:30pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:38am<b>nephilim241</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 10:03pm<b>Grumb</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 12:34pm<b>volleyball2700</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 9:39am<b>Drosophila82</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 9:32am<b>courtneycorynn</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 3:42pm<b>FellowElfBrony</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 12:49am<b>CallMeMask</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 3:32am<b>vividpictures</b> - the 07/28/2014 at 2:39am<b>prince_neptune</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 1:06am<b>PotatoPal</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 7:32am<b>punk_cowboi</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 10:38pm<b>Faithilicious123</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 9:17pm

Fucked!<b>earlytermination</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 7:19am<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 6:13pm

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Advising's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

by strangely / 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I'm grieving over the death of my best friend of 9 years. My mom wasted no time arriving at the conclusion that I must be hormonal and pregnant with his child. Apparently it's not normal for a woman to cry so much over a man, unless they've been fucking. FML

by Anonymous / 07/24/2015 at 12:05pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

by stargate25 / 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML

by dirtbikeguy / 07/23/2015 at 9:05am / United States (Illinois) / Animals

Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML

Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML

by don't get paid enough for this / 07/10/2015 at 10:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

by future teacher / 07/09/2015 at 2:21am / Paraguay (Central) / Kids

Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future". even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML

by WayToGoDaddyHo / 07/08/2015 at 2:17am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

by Anonymous / 07/07/2015 at 3:13pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, a very intoxicated man came in to my workplace and bought 50 dollars worth of yogurt, talked about the fact that he shouldn't have to wear pants in public, then threw up all over the register. FML

by SiaJoy / 07/07/2015 at 2:00am / United States (Maine) / Work

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Today, while reading my girlfriends kids a story, her daughter started pouring a tiny watering can on my head. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Watering your head so your hair grows back". I'm twenty-seven. FML

by Anonymous / 07/06/2015 at 10:21pm / United States / Kids

Today, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. FML

by sydmarie98 / 07/06/2015 at 6:51pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, I learned how my coworkers differentiate between my coworker and me as we have the same name, when I overheard one of them ask the other, "Which one, ugly Leslie or hot Leslie?" When the answer was "ugly Leslie," he walked straight to me. FML

by makeover-needed / 07/06/2015 at 5:32pm / United States / Work

Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML

by notacreep / 07/06/2015 at 1:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

by madisonnkelly / 07/05/2015 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous