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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 359
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I clogged my girlfriend's toilet, so being a gentleman, I tried to rectify the situation. I plunged the holy fuck out of that damned toilet, only for her to accuse me of jacking off because I was taking so long. When she stormed in and the smell hit her, she called me a pig. I just can't win. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47380) - you deserved it (5006)

On 06/01/2014 at 2:34pm - misc - by shart up, your puns suck (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML


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On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41456) - you deserved it (4757)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Mem (woman) - Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan)

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