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AdrianEC
  • Town/Country : Somewhere in the West Coast, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1168
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

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On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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On 10/22/2011 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

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On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I learned that the only reason most of my students come to lecture is that they have a running bet on how many times I say "OK" in two hours. It was 137 last week. FML

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On 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm - work - by Habit - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

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On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)



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