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by Djcc / 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm / United States / Love
by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health
by Gothicbunnyx3 / 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by sharpie2792 / 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by soupisyummy / 02/11/2012 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML
by MillyMan / 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
by tkr / 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/03/2012 at 2:58am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Kids
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML
by ABBenzin / 02/01/2012 at 11:11am / United States / Work
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
by Shelly P. / 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by nacho / 01/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "shit", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother". FML
by gloria77 / 01/23/2012 at 6:26pm / United States / Kids
- Today, while showing a group of guys my heavy bag routine at the gym, I attempted to perform a high… Today, I was playing video games when my balls felt itchy. I had been sick for the past few days so… Today, I was mowing the lawn. I hadn't mowed it in awhile so I didn't realise the rock that was in…