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AdrianEC
  • Town/Country : Somewhere in the West Coast, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1169
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22755) - you deserved it (2422)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
370 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36624) - you deserved it (11379)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
203 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

#19331196
153 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

#19328317
91 comments

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On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw an article about how some people think internet access is more important than sex. I asked my boyfriend which he thought was more important. He chose internet access. FML

#19322341
109 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by justwow (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
189 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

#19318105
75 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by George Saunders - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

#19309330
142 comments

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On 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm - animals - by bibi (woman) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

#19293540
143 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

#19288594
167 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
153 comments

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On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had just finished up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I charged. FML

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