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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1464
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

#19900187
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40676) - you deserved it (4186)

On 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by wife of a shithead (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML

#19848843
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24819) - you deserved it (5342)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

#19846265
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26054) - you deserved it (15691)

On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
244 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML

#19712895
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6124) - you deserved it (26133)

On 05/31/2012 at 11:25pm - misc - by Mikaela - United States

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

#19708903
167 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Today, it was my birthday, and I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "happy birthday" before they left. FML

#19648886
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31409) - you deserved it (1681)

On 05/19/2012 at 10:04pm - misc - by Schubey (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8538) - you deserved it (47562)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

#19607447
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11823) - you deserved it (19797)

On 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm - love - by cockblocked (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

#19584517
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26436) - you deserved it (2388)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by gutted (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went for a job interview for a building position at a retail store. They saw on my application that I was good at math. They asked me what the circumference of a circle is. Being nervous during the interview, I accidentally said the area of a circle. I didn't get the job. FML

#19567583
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18293) - you deserved it (6386)

On 05/03/2012 at 8:16am - work - by mathguy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

#19555079
88 comments

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On 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

#19554232
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8411) - you deserved it (54751)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML

#19549907
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17639) - you deserved it (5300)

On 04/29/2012 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML

#19545380
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26964) - you deserved it (2676)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:55pm - misc - by thyisnothorses - United States (Massachusetts)



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