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Adrena
  • Town/Country : Florida, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 368
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Adrena : ..... Don't do it. I'm married and he is trained to kill. Semper Fi !!

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30908) - you deserved it (5591)

On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

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245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17087) - you deserved it (18484)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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274 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30748) - you deserved it (3886)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25440) - you deserved it (7277)

On 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by notcool (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had a mental break down. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26763) - you deserved it (4390)

On 10/13/2009 at 1:01am - love - by Schmolly (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70872) - you deserved it (7014)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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