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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 October 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 938
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went to the movies. I was seated next to a woman who talked through the film and said: "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML

#17527301
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32564) - you deserved it (2703)

On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34357) - you deserved it (6820)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27644) - you deserved it (3328)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

#17493328
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35389) - you deserved it (2439)

On 08/16/2011 at 8:31pm - animals - by busybuzzybee - United States (California)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32899) - you deserved it (2845)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML

#17476916
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32753) - you deserved it (20013)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49120) - you deserved it (8013)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

#14934394
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24211) - you deserved it (3064)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

#14718221
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25663) - you deserved it (14146)

On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my twin sister sent a nude picture to her boyfriend, who then forwarded it on to everyone else. Everyone else thinks it's me. FML

#13729352
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34183) - you deserved it (2653)

On 11/05/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by jsquared - United States (California)

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

#5645796
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37061) - you deserved it (3303)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by walker (man) - United States (California)

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

#69443
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42529) - you deserved it (6084)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML

#12870
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30023) - you deserved it (3010)

On 02/07/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by biomajor (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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