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Adman567
  • Town/Country : California, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 October 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 696
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Adman567 : Hey my name is Damien.

Music is my life, mainly Death Metal and Heavy Metal (Sometimes a bit of rock) . I am pretty fricking good at guitar and my band and I sound awesome.
My favourite bands are: Bullet For My Valentine, Children Of Bodom, Paramore, All Time Low, Asking Alexandria Eminem (He is an exception outside metal) Alter Bridge and Bring Me The Horizon.

Feel free to message me wheneva! ;D

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Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23894) - you deserved it (1796)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

#18833422
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11198) - you deserved it (16292)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36341) - you deserved it (1910)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

#18251877
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15385) - you deserved it (7234)

On 11/14/2011 at 11:51pm - animals - by MY CAR (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24678) - you deserved it (10780)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

#18114247
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6309) - you deserved it (29145)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

#17989700
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21974) - you deserved it (3451)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - kids - by myfamilyisodd (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21470) - you deserved it (1520)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML

#17913530
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26608) - you deserved it (5332)

On 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm - misc - by Pookaa (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had to explain to a woman I didn't know that my husband was killed overseas. She replied, "I know exactly how you feel, my dog died last month." FML

#17793526
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34997) - you deserved it (2065)

On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

#17781306
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10590) - you deserved it (22936)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

#17565560
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20426) - you deserved it (6189)

On 08/24/2011 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30758) - you deserved it (2352)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML

#17535182
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32107) - you deserved it (2272)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:25am - love - by Tinkerer - United States (Oregon)



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