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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

#3715
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25327) - you deserved it (1661)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18756) - you deserved it (2507)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

#2831
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11485) - you deserved it (28606)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6892) - you deserved it (61110)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

#2645
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26541) - you deserved it (2196)

On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58538) - you deserved it (7765)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13662) - you deserved it (25399)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8318) - you deserved it (23541)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5747) - you deserved it (44358)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30508) - you deserved it (2755)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

#998
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14634) - you deserved it (5463)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML

#981
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23642) - you deserved it (1848)

On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made some popcorn. Returning to the kitchen a couple of minutes later, I realized I was supposed to put a cover on the saucepan. FML

#921
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5156) - you deserved it (20797)

On 01/10/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by csully - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10695) - you deserved it (72679)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

#523
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7641) - you deserved it (28684)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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