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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 503
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Adeptasaurus : Been stalking the FML app for years before I made this. Upcoming professional commenter; just give me some time

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Today, I waited on a gentleman and his lady friend at my restaurant. They ordered some of the most expensive items on the menu, and I thought I'd get a nice tip. Instead, he tipped me a scrap of paper, containing a drawing of a cock jizzing on a caricature of my face, and the word "Thanks." FML


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On 03/16/2014 at 2:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees. For some reason, everybody pronounce it "your anus". FML


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On 12/24/2013 at 5:45am - misc - by yarenis - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML


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On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

Today, I had to remove a glass bottle, complete with an ineffective pullstring, from a patient's rectum. He claimed that he'd accidentally sat on it, and later threatened to sue me for every penny if I breathed a word of it to anyone. Oops, looks like I just did. FML


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On 06/28/2013 at 5:59pm - work - by DocKreso (man) - Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML


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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML


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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML


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On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML


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On 04/13/2011 at 6:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML


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On 03/26/2011 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I gave my son a row for losing a very important paper that I need for my work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML


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