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by Anonymous / 09/19/2016 at 10:03am / United States / Work
Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML
by el_Jeffe_D / 09/11/2016 at 12:05pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Xtrafresh / 08/30/2016 at 12:42pm / Netherlands / Animals
by left alone / 08/29/2016 at 8:46am / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/24/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/24/2016 at 8:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by crazycatlady / 08/24/2016 at 5:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, I had to ask my sister if she'd shit her pants because the smell of poop was following us around Paris. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I had to ask an eighteen-year-old, or that she said yes and didn't do anything. FML
by smellsfunnyinfrance / 08/21/2016 at 12:43pm / United Kingdom / Holidays
by mmlncwdr / 08/14/2016 at 3:08pm / Work
by pat3212 / 08/11/2016 at 6:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by meltingturtle / 08/01/2016 at 11:25pm / Love
Today, while at work as a cashier, one lady's total was $1.32. She handed me the dollar, and then apologized. When I looked at her, confused as to what she was sorry about, she went wrist deep into her bra, grabbed some change, and quickly put it into my hand. It was wet and it smelt. FML
by CliffyB03 / 08/01/2016 at 5:00pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by taroschain / 07/30/2016 at 5:19pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML
- Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of…