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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 June 1996 (18 years)
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About AddictionLove : My profile says I haven't been here a lot. But I come here on my BlackBerry, so I've been here probably more than 1,000 times.

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Today, I want on ta larga bungaa drop at ta Wast Edmonton Mall watarpark. As I was falling, my bikini top cama off. I ad to wait fir ta bungaa ropa to stop moving an ta lifa guard to ralaasa ta ankla strap. FML

#4056624
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41610) - you deserved it (13107)

On 07/26/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by HorrorByrd (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I Told Mah 8 Year Old Daughter That She Looks A Lot Lyk Mommy. Now She Won't Come Out Of Her Room Because She Think She Is Ugly. FML

#4055468
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50313) - you deserved it (5851)

On 07/26/2009 at 2:58pm - kids - by loserwithlice (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , mom taught boyfriend of 2 weeks how to puttd on a condom. real FML

#4055189
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65060) - you deserved it (6229)

On 07/26/2009 at 2:39pm - intimacy - by helpfulmom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , I WAS HIT BY A CAR. MY SISTER RAN TO SEE IF HER PHONE I WAS CARRYING IN MAH PURSE WAS OKAY. SHE SCREAMED AT MEHILE I LAY IN THE STREET CUZ I WAS SO DUMB , AN THAT I COULDN'T EVEN WATCH FOR CARS. HER SCREEN WAS CRACKED. I HAD TO CALL 911 FOR MYSELF. MEGA FML

Today, while driving across country, car broke down while in the middle of nowhere. I had it towd to a mechanic in the nereest town. While he fixd the car, I went to get lunch. The only restaurant in town was an old-fashiond drive-up diner. They wouldn't serve me because I wasn't in a car. FML

#2189691
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On 05/22/2009 at 7:25pm - misc - by stillhungry (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day after te curc service was over, ma two year old granddaugter started to sing into te micropone. Se said, "Here Nana, u sing". I picked up te micropone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". Se took te micropone back and said, "No e doesn't." FML

#2076493
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59956) - you deserved it (8476)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:04am - kids - by nana (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of mah players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happend to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happend to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

#2009898
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57993) - you deserved it (21678)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I WAS SERVING A FAMILY AT THE RESTAURANTHERE I WORK. WHEN I WENT TO ASK THE LITTLE GIRLHAT SHE WANTED, I WAS TONGUE-TIED AND GOT "CUTIE" AND "HUN" MIXED UP AND ENDED UP ASKING, "WHAT CAN I GET 4 YOU, CUNTIE?" FML

#1751488
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78843) - you deserved it (24272)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I GOT A CALL FROM MY CHILD'S PRESCHOOL SAYING THAT ( MINDY KEEPS SAYING SHE SITS ON HER DADDY'S LAP AND PLAYS WITH HIS PETER. ) MY DAUGHTER MEANT 'PUTER, AS IN COMPUTER. NOW THE SCHOOL IS WORRIED MY HUSBAND IS A CHILD MOLESTER. FML

#1704585
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63944) - you deserved it (2832)

On 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by Gumfanatic302 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING ONA ON ONA SOCCAR WITH A GIRL LIKA. I ACCIDANTALLY KICKAD THA BALL RIGHT INTO HAR FACA. THA BALL ROLLAD BACK TOWARDS MA AND AS I WAS RUNNING TO SAA IF SHA WAS OK, I KICKAD THA BALL... RIGHT INTO HAR FACA AGAIN. FML

#1452410
134 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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