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Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

#14754887
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29332) - you deserved it (3629)

On 01/29/2011 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

#14747577
322 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm - love - by peeoncarl1111 - United States

Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML

#14558883
59 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

#13782516
213 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose that much weight." FML

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210 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 5:59pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

#13185794
163 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 7:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

#12623865
148 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 11:28am - love - by yup okay (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML

#12404191
118 comments

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On 08/09/2010 at 2:18am - intimacy - by SleeplessInSoCal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25570) - you deserved it (4907)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:01pm - misc - by dinosaurboy (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML

#6842444
115 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML

#5925433
79 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 4:27am - misc - by sore (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

#5875865
64 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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96 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 8:52am - love - by lovesucks (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

#4973431
96 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 8:52am - love - by lovesucks (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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