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  • Number of visits : 5848
  • Number of comments : 10
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Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29790) - you deserved it (16563)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML

#16558190
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32636) - you deserved it (7991)

On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50092) - you deserved it (3432)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML

#16542323
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11614) - you deserved it (39246)

On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45833) - you deserved it (11769)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

#16541203
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11361) - you deserved it (25528)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -

Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML

#16525568
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31410) - you deserved it (3288)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by rapturezz - United States

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

#16488839
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21536) - you deserved it (37942)

On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

#16435033
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36430) - you deserved it (9316)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by kaleigh - United States

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20496) - you deserved it (63936)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14829) - you deserved it (56128)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

#16351736
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44447) - you deserved it (6028)

On 05/26/2011 at 12:15am - intimacy - by blahblah493 - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51764) - you deserved it (17572)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52593) - you deserved it (8610)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML

#16313675
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35712) - you deserved it (8578)

On 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Jon - United Kingdom (Essex)



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