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  • Number of visits : 6494
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

#2489
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43060) - you deserved it (3324)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

#1485
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23528) - you deserved it (2483)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:17pm - love - by C2 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

#1052
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5565) - you deserved it (35475)

On 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50910) - you deserved it (7093)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML

#602
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11242) - you deserved it (23124)

On 12/26/2008 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Laloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22624) - you deserved it (5401)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22624) - you deserved it (5401)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32172) - you deserved it (3244)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71461) - you deserved it (3954)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30070) - you deserved it (1885)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28007) - you deserved it (2496)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51534) - you deserved it (4422)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63545) - you deserved it (8685)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71634) - you deserved it (4818)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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