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Today, at a party, I watchd the guy I've likd for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of mah gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

#1485
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23675) - you deserved it (2497)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:17pm - love - by C2 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realizd that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. looool FML

#1052
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5958) - you deserved it (37129)

On 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, my man an I were having sex on edge of bd. We were using chocolate spread an I was riding him. When we were done, he got up an I noticd a long brown line on the edge of the bd. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51752) - you deserved it (7206)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend,ho dumpd me four month ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, y not". FML

#602
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11330) - you deserved it (23260)

On 12/26/2008 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Laloose - Sent from mobile version

TODAY FEELING ROMANTIC AN OVERWHELMED WITH LOVE I TOLD FIANCÉE: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU." SHE REPLIED: "WELL YOU'D WANK". REAL FML

#591
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22790) - you deserved it (5415)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

TODAY FEELING ROMANTIC AN OVERWHELMED WITH LOVE I TOLD FIANCÉE: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU." SHE REPLIED: "WELL YOU'D WANK". REAL FML

#591
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22790) - you deserved it (5415)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

TODAY , I CAUGHT MY CAT HUMPING MY DOG WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP. I'M SLEEPING WITH THE DOOR CLOSD FROM NOW ON. BIG FAT FML

#497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32324) - you deserved it (3254)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today mah boyfriend told me in a very natural way that mah mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71735) - you deserved it (3964)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today , mah philosophy taachar askd ma about mah parants. I raplid that mah mum was a claanar and mah dad was a bus drivar. In an astonishd voica , sha said , "But , your clavar..." FML

#434
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31724) - you deserved it (2012)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with mah 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realizd I was alone. I lookd fir him fir quite ahile until I finally found him open-mouthd in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28173) - you deserved it (2507)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today I ate at a friend's ouse. Her 5-year-old son wo was at te table wit us lookd at me and said quietly "You're ugly." My friend told im off causing im to cry and sout "But se isn't pretty!" FML

#301
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51688) - you deserved it (4439)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, the grl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63791) - you deserved it (8708)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, IT APPEARS THAT MY GIRLFRIEND VISITED AN INTERNET WEB PAGE CALLED "HOW TO CONFESS TO HAVING AN AFFAIR." FML

#80
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71906) - you deserved it (4833)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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