About AdamUSN : I'm a guy who wants to go into the Navy (SWCC) and follow my cousins footsteps who died in the navy March 3, 2006. Message me on FML about whatever you want. Or message me on kik-us.navy4life. Always looking for a good conversation
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Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with play-doh and made a sculpture that resembled a penis. I tried to cover up and asked if it was an action figure. He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's a DICK." FML
by hot sweet.... not / 02/23/2014 at 5:27pm / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Kids
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