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AdamTB

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AdamTB

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1253
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 15 posted

About AdamTB : *Filled in due to my disliking of empty spaces*

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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AdamTB's favorite FMLs

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML

#20009332
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32529) - you deserved it (3471)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML

#19767473
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23352) - you deserved it (1693)

On 06/10/2012 at 9:14pm - work - by in_hardik - United States

Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

#19488517
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10989) - you deserved it (20468)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37556) - you deserved it (4013)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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