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AdamTB

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AdamTB

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1026
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About AdamTB : *Filled in due to my disliking of empty spaces*

AdamTB's page activity

Visits<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - 14 hours ago<b>EbinKebin</b> - 17 hours ago<b>AwesomeAsylum</b> - yesterday at 11:16pm<b>kukumber</b> - yesterday at 10:15am<b>emseearedee</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 3:33am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 7:17pm<b>zoulou48</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:56pm<b>player20270</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:16pm<b>Ruskiy_Cherep</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:00am<b>cookie_hater</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:27pm<b>facbine33</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:21pm<b>mimi_tenten</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 8:20am<b>jonbear17</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:42am<b>Chazwell77</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:28pm<b>validatethis</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:19pm<b>The_FML_Princess</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 7:57pm<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:21pm<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:29am

Fucked!<b>player20270</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:16pm<b>mimi_tenten</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 2:20pm<b>validatethis</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 4:19am<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 5:29pm<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:21pm<b>arabian22</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 11:46am<b>Kazze</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 9:25pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:43pm<b>Marelena20</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:00pm<b>JoshArson</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 3:41pm<b>sleepisweak</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:08pm<b>coraline123c</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 11:42am<b>lovebugs7204</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 4:49am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 4:38am<b>love_struck97</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 2:43am<b>Typicall</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 2:30am<b>OysterPearls</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:08am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:26pm

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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AdamTB's favorite FMLs

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML

#20009332
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31253) - you deserved it (3353)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML

#19767473
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20904) - you deserved it (1505)

On 06/10/2012 at 9:14pm - work - by in_hardik - United States

Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

#19488517
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9387) - you deserved it (18065)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34772) - you deserved it (3783)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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