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AdamTB
  • Town/Country : Cary, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 385
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24516) - you deserved it (2671)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18704) - you deserved it (1334)

On 06/10/2012 at 9:14pm - work - by in_hardik - United States

Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML

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On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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