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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1999 (15 years)
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15years old .From Ireland.Soccer all the way KTBFF.★Xbox,Swimming&Soccer★.Third year-Junior cert......finished now!!! :(I like to travel to different countries .FML since 12 May 2014.Message me I dont mind .¤Themiddle¤The Walking Dead¤Modern family¤An idiot abroad¤World cup¤Germany to win¤
Snapchat-yes Facebook-yes Youtube-yes Kik-Yes(ask for it ) Memedroid-yes(if you dont have it give it a try).I speak French and Irish And yes irish is an actual language........completely different from English~

"Success is not about winning,Success is trying and failing,trying and failing,until every muscle in your body is pushed to the limit,until every tear is shed,every bit of your knowledge is used,until you feel like only thing in the world that matters is what you just achieved,that is success"-Remember message me if you are still reading all this shit!

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Adam5858's favorite FMLs

Today, I couldn't find my vibrator. After searching for an hour I decided to ask my husband. He quickly shook his head no. We've been married for ten years. I know when he's lying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41808) - you deserved it (8573)

On 06/27/2014 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54851) - you deserved it (4318)

On 06/19/2014 at 1:28am - love - by professorsdaughter - United States (Washington)

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


I agree, your life sucks (43249) - you deserved it (4106)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I got yelled at by a customer while working at a bank call center. He was furious I apologized for a mistake that someone else had made. I again apologized for apologizing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34414) - you deserved it (4480)

On 06/09/2014 at 10:27am - work - by apologetic (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML


I agree, your life sucks (56328) - you deserved it (6795)

On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

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