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Today, my workplace was issued aprons. I then became the first and only employee in the history of the business to set an apron on fire while using the grill. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33236) - you deserved it (5316)

On 05/29/2013 at 8:51pm - work - by CheesyCasey - United States (Michigan)

Today, an elderly woman couldn't afford all of her groceries at the checkout so she started to take out a few things. I offered to pay for her groceries; she thanked me and walked out. An onlooker then came up to me and told me that she does it to someone every week. FML


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On 05/29/2013 at 12:49am - money - by $$$ - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML


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On 05/29/2013 at 12:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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