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Action_Bastard
  • Town/Country : NYC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 January 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 1118
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Action_Bastard : I'm just trying to get by this thing called "school". Besides that, I'm usually on my bike BMXing it up. Anime and video games(PS3 FTW) are a couple of many hobbies I enjoy. FML provides me with humor I enjoy when I am doing nothing important like attending class, frantically starting and completing last minute projects the night before its due date, working and trying to survive the rush hour commute in NYC.

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Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19249) - you deserved it (4257)

On 10/13/2010 at 8:57am - misc - by deadinavan (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29452) - you deserved it (4059)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm - animals - by vstan (woman) - United States (Texas)



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