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Acousticpixie14

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 November 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5355
  • Number of comments : 610
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Acousticpixie14 : My name is Kylie and I could say anything I wanted to right here, and you would never know if I were lying or not.

There are 3 reasons I grace the FML comments with my presence:
1) I like to argue.
2) I'm a bit perverted.
3) I thoroughly enjoy yelling at people who are a) rude, b) stupid, c) whiners.

Seriously, don't talk to me unless you have something worthwhile to say.

Shitty reasons to send me a message:
1) You think I have pretty eyes
2) You think I'm pretty
3) You want to try out your newest pick up line.

I'm married and I'm not interested.

Acousticpixie14's page activity

Visits<b>IIDjtrammII</b> - yesterday at 11:14pm<b>Kidd_Ant</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 1:45pm<b>collector12334</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 7:56am<b>Buchache</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 12:36pm<b>Surewhatever</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 9:23pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 7:58am<b>thinktwicehmmm1</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 10:29am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 6:34pm<b>weedle99</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 8:35pm<b>holly_fly</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 10:57am<b>ThePerry</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 11:58pm<b>Shamandalie89</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 6:24am<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 2:26am<b>JadeOmega</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:21am<b>Niz_DD</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 12:19am<b>krazy789</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:29pm<b>dom_g</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 3:12pm<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 9:00pm

Fucked!<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 1:59pm<b>JadeOmega</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 5:21pm<b>krazy789</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 5:30am<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 3:01am<b>epost1</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 5:19am<b>cj89898</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 9:49pm<b>Adamjohn82</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:04am<b>KangarooRat</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 2:56am<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 6:15pm<b>swaggin_dragon</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 8:39am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 10:38pm<b>boricualuv</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 2:04am<b>guss5441</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 7:55am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 10:58pm<b>davered89</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 12:49am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 5:10pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:41am<b>kyle8211</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 5:45am

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Acousticpixie14's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

by lerouxmaster / 12/22/2010 at 6:43am / Kids

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy