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About Acousticpixie14 : My name is Kylie and I could say anything I wanted to right here, and you would never know if I were lying or not.
There are 3 reasons I grace the FML comments with my presence:
1) I like to argue.
2) I'm a bit perverted.
3) I thoroughly enjoy yelling at people who are a) rude, b) stupid, c) whiners.
Seriously, don't talk to me unless you have something worthwhile to say.
Shitty reasons to send me a message:
1) You think I have pretty eyes
2) You think I'm pretty
3) You want to try out your newest pick up line.
I'm married and I'm not interested.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Friday 2 October 2015