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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4886
  • Number of comments : 610
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Acousticpixie14 : My name is Kylie and I could say anything I wanted to right here, and you would never know if I were lying or not.

There are 3 reasons I grace the FML comments with my presence:
1) I like to argue.
2) I'm a bit perverted.
3) I thoroughly enjoy yelling at people who are a) rude, b) stupid, c) whiners.

Seriously, don't talk to me unless you have something worthwhile to say.

Shitty reasons to send me a message:
1) You think I have pretty eyes
2) You think I'm pretty
3) You want to try out your newest pick up line.

I'm married and I'm not interested.

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML


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Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML


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