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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About AcousticKid1 : Hey everyone! My name is Noah, and I'm a 16 y/o male that's a Junior in High School. I am a sponsored skateboarder, and also an avid player of baseball, guitar, drums, and piano. I love reading. My Snapchat is Acoustickid1. Feel free to Snap me anytime! I love meeting new people. :)

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML


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