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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1261
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About AcidRaen : I'm Rae
I'm 19
My Chemical Romance is my favorite band (:
I don't judge or label people
I'm a very forgiving person
Music is my escape
I love to make Kandi bracelets
Well that's all for now, you can ask me questions if you wana
Peace

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AcidRaen's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60365) - you deserved it (5641)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

#17109448
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35094) - you deserved it (2722)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:21pm - health - by Eden - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48482) - you deserved it (14378)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10429) - you deserved it (75491) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML

#17019380
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33753) - you deserved it (2690)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Jessica - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

#17018617
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37235) - you deserved it (5782)

On 07/07/2011 at 7:56pm - money - by Elena - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

#17017863
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11948) - you deserved it (26587)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML

#16972353
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26107) - you deserved it (4163)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

#16972351
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28690) - you deserved it (13421)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by hero to zero - United States (New York)

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

#16934037
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47281) - you deserved it (3974)

On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38751) - you deserved it (15595)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17447) - you deserved it (61243)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

#16837631
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26996) - you deserved it (3506)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:11pm - kids - by Username - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

#16837110
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25845) - you deserved it (6510)

On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

#14596121
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44556) - you deserved it (2860)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by paperbox (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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