About AcidRaen : I'm Rae
I'm 19
My Chemical Romance is my favorite band (:
I don't judge or label people
I'm a very forgiving person
Music is my escape
I love to make Kandi bracelets
Well that's all for now, you can ask me questions if you wana
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Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)
Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
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On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by waj9876 - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 9:11pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, the heat rash that has been devouring my side for the last week was revealed to be something much worse: shingles. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 5:40pm - health - by ivannooze - United States
Today, I have a huge scab on my thigh. What from? My thighs rubbing together. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 2:09am - health - by lilykat84 - United States
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States
Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 8:22am - love - by oouchh (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)
Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
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