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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1315
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About AcidRaen : I'm Rae
I'm 19
My Chemical Romance is my favorite band (:
I don't judge or label people
I'm a very forgiving person
Music is my escape
I love to make Kandi bracelets
Well that's all for now, you can ask me questions if you wana
Peace

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AcidRaen's favorite FMLs

Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML

#20630309
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56536) - you deserved it (5230)

On 04/29/2013 at 1:07pm - love - by Good Luck Chuck (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML

#19614809
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25875) - you deserved it (2278)

On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

#19563224
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6518) - you deserved it (86324)

On 05/02/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by f*ck (man) - United States

Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39266) - you deserved it (4535)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

#19399139
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5768) - you deserved it (32395)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:13am - misc - by Wannabees (woman) - Canada

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28859) - you deserved it (23160)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

#19341181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17837) - you deserved it (2194)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML

#19306570
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27049) - you deserved it (3927)

On 03/19/2012 at 9:14am - misc - by bitchyhiccups (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

#19305952
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27840) - you deserved it (11258)

On 03/19/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by rahrahcakes (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

#19281445
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31285) - you deserved it (2014)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by Bebefer - United States (California)

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

#19265629
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17420) - you deserved it (8139)

On 03/12/2012 at 5:45pm - misc - by anonamous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my 8-year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML

#19227628
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7364) - you deserved it (31404)

On 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

#18966203
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24733) - you deserved it (5283)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:13am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

#18715469
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28462) - you deserved it (5077)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML

#18127858
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11961) - you deserved it (55937)

On 11/01/2011 at 9:22am - health - by loves the smell of burning flesh - United States (California)



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