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Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32834) - you deserved it (2515)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22522) - you deserved it (10180)

On 05/29/2011 at 4:12am - kids - by adogg18 - United States (California)

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

#16395654 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (28166) - you deserved it (4139)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by CAchickadee - United States (California)

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (12743) - you deserved it (29707)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10782) - you deserved it (39937)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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