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Acacia21

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Acacia21

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Acacia21Acacia21
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1997 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1428
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Acacia21 : Biographies aren't really my thing so here's some stuff I think most people share:
Purdue university 2015-2019 (BA MET)
I'm an introvert.
I like pink and light green.
Books, nature, and PC/Video games are my solace.
I'm terrible at responding to messages.

Acacia21's page activity

Visits<b>kangx1</b> - yesterday at 7:06am<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:46am<b>Anticensorship</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 10:31pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 10:23pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 9:52pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 11:12pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 6:29am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 8:23pm<b>XxDanno316xX</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 5:05pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 4:47am<b>alic1993</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 2:01pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 12:43pm<b>huulia_</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 11:37pm<b>gavdarv</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 7:00pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:32am<b>quinzxl</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 3:34pm<b>hannah_cheers</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:34pm<b>klol101</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 11:13am

Fucked!<b>Mons</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 2:04am<b>gavdarv</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:59am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 7:37am<b>XxDanno316xX</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 7:29pm<b>vonvaski</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 11:06pm<b>RA91</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 1:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:56am<b>alic1993</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 1:09am<b>Geary519</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 2:29am<b>shitcreeksurvr</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 1:15am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 2:56am<b>FreshToDeathEf</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 8:13pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 4:40am

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Acacia21's favorite FMLs

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

#21493785
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27743) - you deserved it (8727)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

#21474273
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25064) - you deserved it (8644)

On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I told my nephew to be careful when crossing the street in front of a bus because it might eat him. We then watched as a bus slowed down and stopped in front of a group of people. When the bus moved away, all the people were gone. My nephew is terrified, and won't stop crying. FML

#21467423
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16237) - you deserved it (20783)

On 09/11/2015 at 8:32pm - kids - by busmonster - United States (Virginia)

Today, at a public restroom, I caught my extremely eco-friendly daughter, who was on her period, looking through the trash. When I asked why, she said, "Because I'm looking for pads to use. It'll mean less garbage." I then had to lecture her in the public restroom about health and hygiene. FML

#21466659
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25697) - you deserved it (2404)

On 09/09/2015 at 9:15pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML

#21456039
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22934) - you deserved it (2548)

On 08/14/2015 at 3:31pm - misc - by RobotUnicorn1209 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

#21449629
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23226) - you deserved it (2073)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27887) - you deserved it (24941)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML

#21392388
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31402) - you deserved it (2770)

On 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

#21384619
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30416) - you deserved it (5160)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49704) - you deserved it (3733)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, after many tests and doctor visits, I finally found out the reason for my flu-like symptoms isn't a vitamin deficient or anything. The damn tea I drink every morning makes me feel sick. FML

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML

#21358314
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30933) - you deserved it (5860)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm - love - by superscript - United States (Washington)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19936) - you deserved it (37811)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML

#21332217
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34479) - you deserved it (8197)

On 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm - animals - by dragonfyre73 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

#21331973
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28123) - you deserved it (4501)

On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)



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