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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 421
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Absolutus : I'm in love with science, English, and art, and wish to incorporate all three into my future somehow. I enjoy reading manga and watching anime. LoL, AOT (SNK), FMA, and Blue Exorcist are wonderful. Retired Pokémon Master.

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Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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Absolutus's favorite FMLs

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Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

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