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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 406
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Absolutus : I'm in love with science, English, and art, and wish to incorporate all three into my future somehow. I enjoy reading manga and watching anime. LoL, AOT (SNK), FMA, and Blue Exorcist are wonderful. Retired Pokémon Master.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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