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Absolutus
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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 116
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Absolutus : I'm in love with science, English, and art, and wish to incorporate all three into my future somehow. I enjoy reading manga and watching anime. LoL, AOT (SNK), FMA, and Blue Exorcist are wonderful. Retired Pokémon Master.

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