About Absolutus : I'm in love with science, English, and art, and wish to incorporate all three into my future somehow. I enjoy reading manga and watching anime. LoL, AOT (SNK), FMA, and Blue Exorcist are wonderful. Retired Pokémon Master.
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- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, my boyfriend went to the ER. I ran to catch the nearest city bus. My sandal breaks. I had to… Today, after years of perfect attendance, and straight A's, I got marked absent, and subsequently… Today, my loneliness hit an all time low when I actually considered "accidentally" texting a random…
- Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…