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Absolute_Zero

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  • Number of visits : 9013
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Absolute_Zero : A lover of music, the arts, and the humorous portrayal of others in pain - therefore, I visit this site as well as the Darwin Awards, DeviantART, and YouTube as often as possible. See you there - AZ

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Absolute_Zero's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Absolute_Zero's favorite FMLs

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

by Ben-Ben / 11/06/2008 at 4:43am / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

by Rolax / 11/06/2008 at 4:38am / Love

Today, my boyfriend doesn't know if he should break up with me because he loves me too much, or to stay with me and make me suffer. I have no clue as to what's going on in his head. FML

by froulita / 10/31/2008 at 2:08am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Love

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

by etsl / 10/26/2008 at 8:07am / Love

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

by Benji / 10/13/2008 at 4:32am / Miscellaneous