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About Absolute_Zero : A lover of music, the arts, and the humorous portrayal of others in pain - therefore, I visit this site as well as the Darwin Awards, DeviantART, and YouTube as often as possible. See you there - AZ

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Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML


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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML


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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend doesn't know if he should break up with me because he loves me too much, or to stay with me and make me suffer. I have no clue as to what's going on in his head. FML


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On 10/31/2008 at 2:08am - love - by froulita - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML


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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML


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