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About Absolute_Zero : A lover of music, the arts, and the humorous portrayal of others in pain - therefore, I visit this site as well as the Darwin Awards, DeviantART, and YouTube as often as possible. See you there - AZ

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Today, my boss requestd that I re-organize every file in the office, cuz she wantd the filing cabinets alphabetizd right to left, not left to right . To thank me, she cummd into my office to give me one uncookd ear of corn . I think my boss has mistaken me 4 some kind of farm animal . FML

#3613617
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45940) - you deserved it (3227)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:17pm - work - by ST3PH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , I OPENED LUNC IN FRONT OF FRIENDS AT UNIVERSITY. I AD A NOTE IN LUNC FROM MOTER TAT SAID "HAVE A GOOD DAY SWEETIE! - LOVE MOM". I WROTE TAT NOTE , AND PUTTED IT IN LUNC TO IMPRESS FRIENDS. FML

#3613021
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19483) - you deserved it (60564)

On 07/09/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by sadlife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress 4 my pen. big fat FML

#3610078
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11892) - you deserved it (51985)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I went to see grandmother. She has alzhiemers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

#3603925
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55844) - you deserved it (2921)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with mah fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

#3574119
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69988) - you deserved it (4093)

On 07/08/2009 at 2:46am - intimacy - by cheated (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I caught my littla brothar paaping at my friand gatting drassad in tha bathroom. Whan I askad himhat ha was doing ha said "I'm just doinghat Ray doas to youhila your in tha bathroom." Ray is my naw stap dad. FML

#3563535
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125694) - you deserved it (4613)

On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY , I RETURNED HOME TO FIND OUT THAT MY NEW AN VERY EXPENSIVE COMPUTER HAD OVERHEATED. I CONFRONTED MY MOM , AN SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD COVERED UP THE FAN CUZ SHE DIDN'T LYK THE NOISE. FML

#3549532
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56674) - you deserved it (3338)

On 07/07/2009 at 8:16am - misc - by allwaysbuggedinheaven - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, during shift at a restaurant, boss's daughter cummed in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, boss took me aside and said, ( My daughter's got eyes u know, not just a pair of tits ). FML

#3533033
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11813) - you deserved it (47994)

On 07/06/2009 at 7:28pm - work - by Cody (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I come home to find mah nephew holding pieces of mah new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML

#3527232
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48764) - you deserved it (3848)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by AidenFromSweden (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

TADAY I WAS SKATING WITH MAH FRIENDS AND I DECIDD TO GO TO THE GAS STATION TO GET A PACK OF CIGS. THE LAST THING I REMEMBER HEARING WAS "LOOK OUT!" I AM NOW WITH TWENTY STITCHES CUZ SOME IDIOT BET HE COULD THROW A BRICK FARTHER THAN ANOTHER GUY. REAL FML

#3522499
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53953) - you deserved it (8325)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, My Boss Told Ma Ha Is A Suparharo. Ha Has Writtan Countlass Comics About His Crusadas And Advanturas. I Maka Fifty Dollars An Hour Lass Than Him. FML

#3494864
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37952) - you deserved it (3970)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:53am - money - by iloveZELOS (woman) - United States

Today... I Watcd My Best Friend Get Marrid To Te Guy I Ave Been In Love Wit Since Te 8t Grade. I Was Te Maid Of Onor... And Ad To Give A Toast To Te Couple. FML

#3465145
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65623) - you deserved it (16062)

On 07/03/2009 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah mother woke me up by saying "Good morning mah sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with mah boyfriend. mega FML

#3398607
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68174) - you deserved it (6500)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got two viruses on mah laptop . One was a fake anti-spyware program that clutterd the screen with pop-ups . The other opend explorer repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site . This all conveniently happend at work, on a projector and during a meeting . real FML

#3389497
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48736) - you deserved it (6621)

On 07/01/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Robert (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to mah friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

#3335931
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45539) - you deserved it (4406)

On 06/29/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by StillSingle (woman) - United States (California)



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