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Taday I cummad out to mah parants . I don't raally fit any staraotypa, I'm just an avaraga guyho happans to ba into guys . Tan minutas latar, I ovarhaard mah mothar say to mah stap-dad, "Should wa radacorata his room pink?" maga FML

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On 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by ohai95 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today looool my little sister askd wat masturbation was. We where having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said "Why don't you ask yur brother? He is a pro." FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by namhtor (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I listened to mah voice mail messages fir the first time in months. One was from mah Grandma that must have been meant fir Gramps. I think I know now y mah mother has so many siblings. FML

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On 09/27/2009 at 8:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter somehow learned looool about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she cummed from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

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On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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