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Abhimanyu
  • Town/Country : New Delhi, India
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 September 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Abhimanyu : Forever alone (._.)

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Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27191) - you deserved it (13430)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by liynda - Canada

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, she thought I was prank calling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24771) - you deserved it (2866)

On 05/04/2011 at 10:38pm - health - by ouchies - United States



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