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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 September 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 476
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Abhimanyu : Mechanical Engineer, currently working as a Piping design engineer for an Oil and Gas EPC company.
I read a lot, politics, technology or anything that interests me.
Read a few books on numerology and psychology too. It helped me understand emotions well.
I've made a lot of mistakes, and I still do. Trying hard to not make more but, failing miserably.
If you ever need a friend, or just someone to talk to, please feel free to message me.
Inbox me your Email ID and I'll get in touch with you as soon as I can.

Peace ✌

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Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML


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