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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 September 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 563
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Abhimanyu : *Mechanical Engineer, currently working as a Petroleum Piping Engineer for an Oil and Gas EPC company.
*I read a lot, politics, technology or basically anything except novels.
*Retired Boxer, not much to it. I now go to gym just to be in shape.
*Quite happy with my life and the decisions I've made.

Thanks for visiting my profile.
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Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML


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On 01/10/2016 at 2:46pm - love - by BURGERT0WN USA - United States (Washington)

Today, my step mom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a step mom. FML


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On 12/12/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML


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On 10/03/2015 at 3:42am - love - by JJ (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML


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On 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by liynda - Canada

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, she thought I was prank calling. FML


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