About Aaven : I don't actually exist. It's all in your imagination. Oh yes, and I'm a bit obsessed with skiing.
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Today, I went over to my uncle's house for dinner and my stomach hurt really bad. I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took a huge dump. Turns out I'd chosen the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet. FML
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On 03/12/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML
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On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I called a potential employer. I left a message asking him to return my call. When he did, my drunk friend answered my phone with "I make a sexy-time with my mother in-law." I called him back twice immediately to explain. No answer. That was my last hope for a decent job. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by sasd32 (man) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML
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On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was babysitting my 5 year old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML
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On 02/27/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by stpry of my life (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
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On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version
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