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Aaven

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1743
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Aaven : I don't actually exist. It's all in your imagination. Oh yes, and I'm a bit obsessed with skiing.

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Aaven's favorite FMLs

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

#3237157
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44974) - you deserved it (2864)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by toothfairy (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain animals make. I decided to trick him and ask him what sound I make. He immediately says, "MOOOO". FML

#3088891
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38775) - you deserved it (16734)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:03pm - kids - by vballqt201 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77755) - you deserved it (5822)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "And she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

#2674765
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51248) - you deserved it (3270)

On 06/06/2009 at 10:25pm - kids - by Shelly (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25156) - you deserved it (79237)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

#2123826
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18701) - you deserved it (61634)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

#2086057
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11858) - you deserved it (72914)

On 05/19/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by June (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

#1975711
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17176) - you deserved it (52059)

On 05/16/2009 at 10:47am - misc - by penguinsfan (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (295590) - you deserved it (19960)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was driving home from school, when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. After my offer, I was rejected as she said "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway... MY driveway. FML

#1035901
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84752) - you deserved it (6724)

On 04/16/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by Kelavmeister (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

#915764
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (181322) - you deserved it (9524)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

#900029
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71165) - you deserved it (3390)

On 04/10/2009 at 11:35am - kids - by mandy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

#853708
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97165) - you deserved it (29109)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went over to my uncle's house for dinner and my stomach hurt really bad. I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took a huge dump. Turns out I'd chosen the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet. FML

#284882
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57390) - you deserved it (30199)

On 03/12/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)



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